Wednesday, September 24, 2008

FOX News Reports that Biden Will Quit the Ticket

Read the article here:
http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/09/24/biden-dropping-out-rumor-thrives-on-internet/

I would be willing to bet that people at FOX News started this rumor, as they are the official headquarters for the campaign firm of Palin, Palin, McCain, and Palin.

McCain was supposed to appear on Late Night with David Letterman tonight, but bowed out due to an urgent need to return to Washington. Instead of urgently returning to Washington, he was giving an interview with Katie Couric at NBC... at very time that he was scheduled to appear at the Late Night studios.

There again, maybe Biden started the rumor of his extraction. Maybe he realizes how many misguided statements he has been making lately. This poor fool actually said, "When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television...." He was off by a few years on the President, and the fact that We The People didn't really have televisions. All that experience and no common sense. Biden should use the Sarah Palin doctrine: avoid the Press and don't-open-mouth-without-script.

We The People are doomed to be "represented" by political puppets. That being so, I'd vote Kermit the Frog/Miss Piggy any day of the week. They could grab the hippies from the The Electric Mayhem for their cabinet and appoint explosive enthusiast Crazy Harry as Secretary of War. At least we'd have an administration of color. Bunson Hunnydew and Beaker could develop alternate forms of energy and Sam The Eagle could represent for the Right Wing.

In the immortal words of Rowlf the Dog, "The urge is righteous but the face is wrong; I hope that something better comes along."

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